Studying for Dummies
Its exam time, people!!Having a tough time studying? Not knowing how to complete 300 years worth of studying in one night? Don't take tension!! I shall now teach you how!
Disclaimer : These instructions are solely for those people who have no intention whatsoever to pass. Follow at your own risk.
1. Don't worry.
2. Eat a lot.
3. Sit with books in front of you. Sleep with eyes open.
4. Sleep with eyes closed, preferably using book as pillow.
5. Take frequent and long breaks from the hard work.
6. Make frequent phone calls to friends and talk for long periods of time about how impossible it is to study 300 years worth of portions in one night. Then talk about random nonsense.
7. Paint nails.
8. Go out. Movie and meal works.
9. Did I say sleep?
10. Fail exam.
Sounds great ah?
Trust me, it is.
I've been spending large amounts of time trying to study for my exams, and then failing them. Then I realized this is a much more fun way to accomplish the same thing. I highly recommend it. :-D
If anyone has any better ideas (for passing), do let me know. Maybe there's some hope left.
Much love, dudes!
blabbered by Aditi @ 2:44 PM
21 Comments:
Eh! Nonsense!
I've been doing just this and I haven't been failing!
Kaushik
dudes...cooling...
anonymous - i'm not making a joke of anyone's hard work other than my own. i don't see how this post or for that matter anything on my blog has the slightest relation with your hard work.
lol .. ahh at last someone who follows me tactics..
Gosh LOL!
At least you practice what you preach.
The only way you can pass your exams without losing what sanity you might have is to understand what you study.
Sounds too hard?
Absolutely.
It's very hard -- that's why it's worth doing -- or you could always mug...
lol
That's all right Mister Dumbass, I've come to expect stuff like that.
"to understand what you study"
-- My principle for topping exams: Shovel the book into your mouth. Forget the rest of the world and you'll swallow nicely.
p.s- Practise with some large Crocin(R) pills if you need to.
What's wrong Mister Dumbass, shoveled your English book?
Good luck with your exams.
that's not because she has been hard at work or anything. she just doesn't have much to say to the world as of now.
like duh!
ya guys reeeeeeeeeeeely need 2 find somn ta do with yo life.
like seriously
oh, you can try reading the text book once in a while.
Studiyng will get you everywhere in life, i make a schedule and i plan for the week. i also try my best, STUDY and aim higher each test i get. i want to be a vet so i need to get perfect(or at least 75% and +) please take my advice . i hope it will help.
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