smart answers to stupid questions
Bang-sewer, everyone! Exams start on monday and here I am, blogging away. Im such a fool.Anyway...I was telling a friend of mine about some of the questions we NRIs were asked in the US by the brainiest of brainy people there. And the answers we provided. Quite funny, actually. And all of you know how sweet I am (*wide grin*). So here they are for you.
FAQs
1. Q: Do you speak Hindu?
A: Yes. I also speak Muslim and Christian. I know a bit of Jewish. I'm multi-lingual, you see...
2. Q: Are you a Hindi?
A: (try and guess....)
3. Q: What's that dot on your head?
A: In India, archery is practiced very commonly. Women wear a dot on their foreheads so that their husbands can practice their aim properly.
4. Q: Are there elephants in India?
A: Of course! In fact, there are so many elephants that people don't use cars. Elephants are the most widely used means of transportation, though they are rather expensive to maintain.
5. Q: Is there a lot of tea in India?
A: Yeah. There's so much tea that people are constantly drinking tea. And since its so hot there, water boils spontaneously. So people don't even need a stove to make tea. The tea can be made sitting on the road with a glass of water and some tea teaves. In fact, people don't drink much water in India. They drink only tea.
6. Q: Is it true that most Indians have pet tigers and snakes?
A: (need I bother?)
And so on...
Pretty good fun. There are actually many more such questions, but I should go study. Will blog later. Please comment....
Much love...
A: Yes. I also speak Muslim and Christian. I know a bit of Jewish. I'm multi-lingual, you see...
2. Q: Are you a Hindi?
A: (try and guess....)
3. Q: What's that dot on your head?
A: In India, archery is practiced very commonly. Women wear a dot on their foreheads so that their husbands can practice their aim properly.
4. Q: Are there elephants in India?
A: Of course! In fact, there are so many elephants that people don't use cars. Elephants are the most widely used means of transportation, though they are rather expensive to maintain.
5. Q: Is there a lot of tea in India?
A: Yeah. There's so much tea that people are constantly drinking tea. And since its so hot there, water boils spontaneously. So people don't even need a stove to make tea. The tea can be made sitting on the road with a glass of water and some tea teaves. In fact, people don't drink much water in India. They drink only tea.
6. Q: Is it true that most Indians have pet tigers and snakes?
A: (need I bother?)
And so on...
Pretty good fun. There are actually many more such questions, but I should go study. Will blog later. Please comment....
Much love...
blabbered by Aditi @ 9:48 AM
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7. Q-Is this post boring?
Ans- hahaha....what a stupid question!!!read for yourself........
Hey...good luck with your studies/exam.
We(adults) normally dont realize how much the children get asked. Since most of the people we interact with, in the US don't ask these questions (for PC sake)...we dont realize it. However, I have heard that children in school get all sorts of questions from color to dots...and I guess that is because children react and speak out what they see as 'different'.
But I guess in places like New Jersey...it might be the reverse? -:)
Also looks like your blog has become attractive to all those automated programs that post comments (means they found your link being referred to, in many other blogs).
q- why has aditi stopped visting my blog?
answ: 'cuz ur a nut!
btw, the comment by 'me' is not by me. i usually sign in and post. that was dhruva probably...
They asked me questions like that too
dhruva the "ur a nut" part.. is said by aditi...
..i dnt knw.. maybe it dsnt make sense... im in a stupid mood..
one other thing they all say is
"OMG...say something in Indian!!!"
its great fun...you can blabber whatever shit you want to...they'll just "OMG!!!" some more.
mwahahaha
im evil
Kya kerthe thoo sab pagalpan ladika and ladiki? Hoon kaisa shabd tumhara pagalpan ko describe kartha?
(translation required)
hahahahaha
dont bother, shyam. he makes no sense in any language. mad fellow...
hindi - unknown UFO language
THAT is NOT hindi...ahem ahem..
UFO language, yes.
wow,.. nice nd amazing..
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